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Nation Discovers Humility Was Just Performance Art All Along, Immediately Abandons It

Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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Nation Discovers Humility Was Just Performance Art All Along, Immediately Abandons It

Source: New York Times * Cultural trend shows rise of "toxic confidence" replacing millennial impostor syndrome, with underqualified people…

Michael Smith • 28 Mar 2026

Hegseth Implements Revolutionary Merit System Where Secretary Personally Reviews Every Black Officer's Term Papers From Grad School

Bootlick and Trade • 14 min read

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Hegseth Implements Revolutionary Merit System Where Secretary Personally Reviews Every Black Officer's Term Papers From Grad School

Source: The New York Times * Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth unilaterally removed four officers (two Black, two women) from Army one-star…

Michael Smith • 27 Mar 2026

Mom's Anti-Bullying Campaign Features Kidnapping, Threats, Possible Life Sentence

Conflict of Interest • 13 min read

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Mom's Anti-Bullying Campaign Features Kidnapping, Threats, Possible Life Sentence

Source: Cowboy State Daily * Shannon Marie Tufuga charged with child kidnapping and aggravated child abuse after allegedly forcing 11-year-old boy…

Michael Smith • 25 Mar 2026

Pentagon's Autonomous Jet Ski Program Literally Washing Up on Foreign Shores, Officials Call This "Progress"

Corruption • 13 min read

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Pentagon's Autonomous Jet Ski Program Literally Washing Up on Foreign Shores, Officials Call This "Progress"

Source: Bloomberg * The Trump administration blacklisted Anthropic for refusing to enable mass surveillance and fully autonomous weapons, then immediately contracted…

Michael Smith • 24 Mar 2026

Software Company Demands Professional Tone on Internal "Outrage" Channel, Sees No Irony

Ego • 13 min read

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Software Company Demands Professional Tone on Internal "Outrage" Channel, Sees No Irony

Source: Bloomberg * Atlassian fired software engineer Denise Unterwurzacher in June 2023 after she mocked CEO Mike Cannon-Brookes on the company&…

Michael Smith • 16 Mar 2026

Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

Fact-Free Freelancing • 13 min read

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Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

Source: Wall Street Journal * Hotels are replacing traditional bathroom doors with sliding barn doors, frosted glass, curtains, and partial walls…

Michael Smith • 11 Mar 2026

"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

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"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

Source: ABC News * White House posted videos combining real Iran war footage with clips from Top Gun, Braveheart, SpongeBob, Grand…

Michael Smith • 09 Mar 2026

Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

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Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

Source: Wall Street Journal * Trump fired DHS Secretary Kristi Noem minutes before her Nashville speech after she testified under oath…

Michael Smith • 05 Mar 2026

Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

Government Accountability • 13 min read

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Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

Source: New York Times * FBI Director Kash Patel assigned full-time SWAT teams to protect girlfriend Alexis Wilkins, 27, an aspiring…

Michael Smith • 03 Mar 2026

Startup Called "Ventoscity" Hoping Investors Won't Google the Latin Root Before Series A

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Startup Called "Ventoscity" Hoping Investors Won't Google the Latin Root Before Series A

Source: Wall Street Journal * University of Maryland researchers created a wearable hydrogen sensor to track flatulence frequency and volume, with…

Michael Smith • 26 Feb 2026

President Graciously Offers To Acknowledge Women's Existence To Avoid Legal Consequences, Baffled By Rejection

Tragic Taste • 14 min read

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President Graciously Offers To Acknowledge Women's Existence To Avoid Legal Consequences, Baffled By Rejection

Source: The Loyola Phoenix * U.S. men's hockey won first Olympic gold in decades; FBI Director Kash Patel…

Michael Smith • 25 Feb 2026

Don Jr.'s Portfolio Companies Keep Accidentally Winning Hundreds of Millions in Federal Contracts

Corruption • 14 min read

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Don Jr.'s Portfolio Companies Keep Accidentally Winning Hundreds of Millions in Federal Contracts

Intel Inside, Trump Outside: The New Federal Mutual Fund…

Michael Smith • 24 Feb 2026

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Nation Discovers Humility Was Just Performance Art All Along, Immediately Abandons It

Hegseth Implements Revolutionary Merit System Where Secretary Personally Reviews Every Black Officer's Term Papers From Grad School

Pentagon's Autonomous Jet Ski Program Literally Washing Up on Foreign Shores, Officials Call This "Progress"

Marriott Unveils Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Making Guests Hate Each Other

"Flawless Victory" Declares Government Hours Before Attending Dignified Transfer of Bodies

Department Celebrates Firing of Boss Who Turned Homeland Security Budget Into Vanity Western Calendar

Nation's Elite Hostage Rescue Team Successfully Extracts Woman From 40-Minute Wait at Nashville Blowout Bar

Startup Called "Ventoscity" Hoping Investors Won't Google the Latin Root Before Series A

Don Jr.'s Portfolio Companies Keep Accidentally Winning Hundreds of Millions in Federal Contracts

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